Thursday, October 16, 2008

Baby Got Back


Philippe Gouamba here is the real Sir Mix-A-Lot.. He says he likes his girls weighing at least 350 kilos, and that the bigger they are, the more he likes them, making 500 kg women his favorites! I wonder where he finds them..

Quoting newspaper VG (http://www.vg.no/nyheter/utrolige-historier/artikkel.php?artid=538220):

Donnas kjæreste er en såkalt «fat admirer» - en person som tenner på kvinner av det store slaget.

- Jeg elsker store kvinner. 350 kilo er minimum, 400 er bra og 450 og 500 kilo er enda bedre. Det er mange ting som er tiltrekkende ved store kvinner. Mykheten er fantastisk, sier kjæresten Philippe Gouamba.

- Philippe er fotograf. Det pleier med å ende med sex hver gang vi tar bilder. Han blir så opphisset, forklarer Donna.

- Bildene er en måte å vise min vakre fete kjæreste for verden, sier Phillipe.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

CP3 vs D-Will vs Nash


Seen and heard on TNT, during a studio analysts' debate about NBA point guards:

Charles Barkley: "I love Steve Nash, but this is Chris Paul's and Deron Williams' league right now. I always say that Chris Paul is driving and Deron Williams is in the back seat."

Reggie Miller: "Where's Steve Nash?"

Barkley: "He's in the trunk."



To those trying to bring Chauncey, Devin Harris, Jason Williams, Kirk and so on, in to this discussion, don't even bother.

In my opinion, CP3 is driving his two-seater Lambo', with D-Will riding shotgun. Nash is in the trunk, and if anybody else deserves to be mentioned, it's Tony Parker riding his bike on the sidewalk.

Christmas is just around the corner..





...and I wouldn't mind finding one of these Air Jordan Collezione Countdown packs under the christmas tree with my name on 'em!! Size 11 if anyone's wondering!

DeRay Davis on Laffapalooza

For those looking for a smart wifey.. Think twice

Willy NorthPole - Shut Up Bitch

DJ's PLEASE start spinning this tune!!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

JUST BLAZE @ COSMO, Friday, October 17


This Friday, shit goes down at Cosmo! For just 150,- NOK, mr. Just Blaze himself will make your ears feel good! Still not a bum convention, so dress fly! CC: 150,- ID: 20

www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=31692499289&ref=mf

www.cosmo.no/arrangementer/just-blaze/

When love is in the air..

I put on a gas mask!

I bring you one of my fav bangers of the summer!

Glasses Malone feat. Birdman & Lil' Wayne - Haters

Ludacris feat. T-Pain - One More Drink

Just another day in town.. THE BASICS FOR BAT-BOY STORIES!! You'll get it..

It's on!


We on sprinkling purple powder all over!

Sprinkle, sprinkle!